Friday, 29 October 2010
5. Eric Djemba-Djemba
Prior to the Belgian's arrival at Old Trafford Eric Djemba-Djemba was dubbed so good they named him twice. I'm not sure who they are, but they couldn't be more wrong.
Djemba-Djemba spent a torrid spell at Manchester United and was subsequently sold to Aston Villa and his career has been in decline ever since.
The Djemb now plays his football Danish side Odense BK.
4. William Prunier
The French defender made two appearances for Manchester United, coming in on a trial basis when United's defensive pairing at the time Gary Pallister and Steve Bruce were both out injured way back in 1995.
Prunier impressed in his first match against Queens Park Rangers, playing alongside an inexperienced Gary Neville. But, in a disastrous 4-0 drubbing at the hands of a mediocre Tottenham side, Prunier looked completely out of his depth and was made scapegoat for United's poor performance.
The Frenchman never played for United again after his trial lapsed and he moved to Denmark and FC Copenhagen.
3. Massimo Taibi
Life after Peter Schmeichel was tough on Sir Alex and finding a suitor to the Great Dane was tough. Ferguson thought he had uncovered a gem in Venezia 'keeper Massimo Taibi.
The Italian stopper at the time was competing with Mark Bosnich and Raimond Van Der Gouw for the number one spot at Old Trafford and impressed on his debut, despite flapping at a free-kick that allowed Sami Hyypia to score. Taibi made a number of top drawer saves and United won the game 3-2, but it was to be Taibi's following two United appearances which sealed a cruel fate for the Italian stopper.
A high-profile error against Southampton and a conceeding five goals against Chelsea, saw Taibi's United career come to a premature end. The following season Taibi returned to Italy, signing for Reggina .
Taibi retired from football in 2009 ending his career with Italian side Ascoli having re-established himself as a top keeper throughout his remaining playing days in Italy.
After returning from the World Cup in Japan Kleberson was Brazil's stand out performer throughout their triumphant World Cup campaign. Excitement grew around the North West when Kleberson's transfer to Manchester United was confirmed, amidst a rather strange agreement between Kleberson and his then sixteen-year-old fiancee.
For Brazil, Kleberson was immense and looked a World beater. But hampered by injuries at United, the Brazilian never lived up to his true potential. In Kleberson's two years at Old Trafford he only showed rare glimpses of his brilliance and headed for the exit door before he could make a name for himself.
Kleberson spent a two seasons in Turkey with Besiktas after leaving Old Trafford and currently plays in Brazil for Flemengo, who he joined in 2007 after leaving Turkey.
1. Diego Forlan
For the shear contrast in the player he was at United to the player he has become, Fergie's biggest flop has to be Uruguay's scoring sensation Diego Forlan.
When he arrived at Old Trafford in 2002 Diego Forlan was always set up to fail, competing for a place in the United side alongside a free-scoring Ruud Van Nistelrooy. Forlan never found his feet in the Premiership and it took him a woeful 27 appearances to open his goal scoring account for the Red Devils.
Forlan was sold to Villarreal in 2004 after leaving Old Trafford with a rather pathetic scoring return of 17 goals in 95 appearances.
However, the following season whilst playing with new club Villarreal, Forlan netted 25 goals in the league for the Yellow Submarines and claimed the European Golden Boot award, joint with Arsenal's Thierry Henry.
Forlan has since become one of the most sought after and predatory strikers on the planet, scoring regularly for Villareal, Atletico Madrid and with the Uruguay national side. In this summers World Cup Finals in South Africa Forlan received the Golden Ball accolade, which is gifted to the player of the tournament.
The Uruguayan is one of very few players to leave Old Trafford and prosper, something he didn't do under Ferguson's stewardship.
Just today, a number of newspapers have linked United with Bayern Munich's Bastian Schweinstiger, Tottenham's Tom Huddlestone, Sunderland's Jordan Henderson, River Plate's young striker Rogelio Funes Mori, as well as Napoli duo Marek Hamsik and Edinson Cavani.
Whilst Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes and Gary Neville are all rumoured to be considering lucrative moves to Dubai to play out the remainder of their careers in the Middle East..... the term Same Shit, Different Day comes to mind once again.
Reports also suggest that Wayne Rooney is expected to return from injury later than originally thought. The England star has not played for United since signing a new deal with the club and is when he return to Old Trafford after recovering from his injuries fans will expect some grovelling to take place on Rooney's part.
United fans can expect further column filler transfer speculation in the coming days, weeks and months. Fantastic!
Thursday, 28 October 2010
United were lucky to hold there lead as in the dying stages Wolves came close on late on. Sylvan Ebanks-Blake almost left his old stomping ground with a point to prove, but his powerful long range effort whistled past Amos's post.
Johnny Evans - Looked surprisingly unsure and was slow to close down Foley for Wolves' second. 6
Kicking off the football clinches feature is an old favourite:
"It's a game of two halves" said the optimistic commentator
More a fact than a turn of phrase, the it's a game of two halves quote has been around for years. Often used to console football fans who have seen their side go 3-0 down whilst being outplayed and outwitted for 45 minutes, it's just a way of injecting a little hope into those who have none and that the second half can only get better.
"He's the first at the training ground and last to leave" - said the proud Gaffa
When a player is in a rich vain of form, their managers are often quick to heap further praise on their in form star, citing the familiar "He is marvellous to work with. He loves the game. He's the first on the training pitch every morning and the last to leave" phrase, which is fine when used the first time around. But, when the same manager praises a different player in the same vain later during the season, then there an inaccuracy or two such a statement.
'The Empire is crumbling' - wrote the moronic journalist
If any top class team such as Chelsea, Man United or Arsenal dare to lose or even draw a game then their entire ability to compete for the Premier League crown immediately comes in to question. Any points dropped by the 'big four' gives the English press a rare chance to churn out their The Empire is crumbling doom and gloom stories.
"I did not see it" - said the man in broken English with a French twang
To his credit, Arsene Wenger is not the only football manager to coin the I didn't see it quote, although he does seem to use the infamous phrase more than most. Any time an important decision has been questioned during a post match interview, these days managers are reluctant to fess up about the fact that their players have taken a theatrical tumbled in the penalty area in order to win a crafty penalty.
"We've got the three points..." - said the player with little else to say
Post match interviews are rarely finely articulated and detailed accounts of the events that happened during the course of a match, but it seems if ever footballers are stuck for an analytical musing, they throw in the famous line 'We've got the three points, which is what's most important'. Liverpool's Jamie Carragher is probably not alone when using a variation of the three points phrase after a cup match!
Monday, 25 October 2010
Rooney, Fabregas and Thierry Henry are but a few examples of young players that have flourished in England's top flight. But, who is going to be the next talent to light up the English Premier League? Here's a handful of young, raw talents that have all the right attributes to become World class players of the future:
Jack Wilshire (Arsenal)
The 18-year-old Arsenal midfielder has been creating a lot of noise around the Emirates for a number of years now and perhaps now the time has finally come for Wilshire to shine. Predominantly left-footed, Wilshire is an attacking midfielder who glides across the turf like a veteran of the game. His shrewdness for a cutting pass and ability to ghost in to the box undetected look set to pave a rewarding career for the young gunner.
Federico Macheda (Manchester United)
Federico Macheda is an Italian striker Machester United snapped up from Italian giants Lazio in 2007. Known commonly as Kiko, Macheda is a predatory goal poacher with a bag-full of handy tricks. The 19-year-old United star has made twelve Premier League appearances for Manchester United, scoring three goals, including an incredible solo goal on his debut against Aston Villa in 2008.
Jack Rodwell (Everton)
A bright future is expected of 19-year-old midfielder Jack Rodwell for both Everton and England. Everton fans certainly see Rodwell as the torch bearer for a shining future at Goodison and the young Englishman has certainly caught the eye of the Premier Leagues elite. His box to box nature makes him a rare breed. Rodwell is a gifted midfielder who just needs experience in order to become one of the most exciting stars in England. Rodwell has already made nearly 50 appearances for Everton, scoring two goals.
Jonjo Shelvey (Liverpool)
Shelvey has yet to break into the Liverpool first team, but great things are expected of the England Under-19s captain. When at former club Charlton Athletic, Shelvey became the clubs youngest player to feature in the first team, aged 16 years and 19 days old. Jonjo Shelvey has made two appearances for Liverpool so far this season. He put in an encouraging performance against Napoli in a Europa league tie and recently made his Premiership debut, coming on briefly against Blackburn on 24th October 2010.
Jordan Henderson (Sunderland)
At the tender age of twenty, Henderson is already a permanent fixture in the Sunderland set up where he has established himself as a household name in the North East. In recent months Jordan Henderson has been in fine form and has even come under consideration by England head coach Fabio Capello, who is keen to give the Sunderland midfielder his first England cap. Henderson is rumoured to have attracted the attentions of Chelsea, who will see the young Englishman as a long term replacement for Frank Lampard. Henderson also won the Young Player of the Year award with Sunderland last season.
Carlos Vela (Arsenal)
Arsenal striker Carlos Vela arrived in the Premier League in 2008 as a hot prospect, set to shine the Premier League alight. Competing with the likes of Robin Van Persie, Nicholas Bendtner, Andrei Arshavin and now Marouahm Chamakh for a place in Wenger's staring XI, Vela has struggled to hold down a permanent place at the Emirates. But, when Wenger has called on the young Mexican Vela delivers. Combining pace with a predatory knack for a finish, Vela is certainly one of the most gifted attackers around today. Vela is already a regular feature for the Mexico national side scoring nine goals in thirty-three appearances.
Chris Smalling (Manchester United)
The young Manchester United defender's career could easily be mistaken for a Roy of the Rovers comic book special. The towering defender started his career at non-league side Maidstone in 2007 and was quickly signed by Premier League side Fulham the following season. After spending a year at Fulham Smalling secured a move to Old Trafford, where he has been dubbed the new Rio Ferdinand. The bulky defender looks a fine prospect, possessing good strength, impressive distribution and despite the hype surrounding the lad, he seems alarming confident under pressure.
On Sunday, the noise going into United's visit to Stoke City was still all about Wayne Rooney and his contractual U-turn. Fortunately, once the game commenced all the talk was about a certain Mexican filling the void in Rooney's absence.
Javier Hernandez is proving a popular character among the United faithful and his brace against Stoke will have done his growing reputation the World of good. Hernandez has been free-scoring of late, scoring the winner against Valencia in the Champions League and the Mexican scored in United's recent draw with West Brom.
Yesterday whilst playing against Stoke City, Hernandez almost defied physics as he headed home possibly the most unorthodox header you are ever likely to see. From a corner Nani played the ball short to Patrice Evra, who gave the ball back to the Portuguese winger who aimed a left-footed cross to the far post. Nemanja Vidic rose highest and headed the ball back to the near post where Hernandez jumped unchallenged with his back to goal. As the ball flashed across behind Hernandez's head, the Mexican cleverly threw his head backwards and met the ball with purpose, steering the ball powerfully past Tomas Sorensen in the Stoke goal, extraordinarily with the back of his head.
United's number 14, who wears the name Chicharito on his back, reeled away in celebration kissing the United badge and giving the watching United crowd a reason to believe that United are still very much in the hunt for honours.
With ten minutes of the game remaining Stoke levelled through a superb solo goal from substitute Sanli Tuncay, setting up a nervous climax for United, who looked set to draw their fourth consecutive away match.
But, with five minutes remaining Hernandez was on target again. Intricate build-up play commenced on the edge of the Stoke City penalty area. Nani moved the ball to Berbatov who passed to Darren Fletcher and received an instant return. The Bulgarian chipped in a hopeful ball into the penalty area which eventually fell to Patrice Evra at the far post. Evra turned quickly and drove a half volley across the face of goal. Hernandez met the ball and finished with a right foot effort from inside the six yard box. Sorensen in the Stoke goal and two covering defenders were unable to keep the ball out and the Mexican ran off once again to celebrate with the United fans.
Hernandez came close on a couple of other occasions during the match. A right foot volley fizzed past the post after Dimitar Berbatov acutely picked the Mexican out and Hernandez was unlucky when he charged a Sorensen clearance, which bounced harmlessly over the crossbar.
If there was a single player on Sunday that captured United's ambitious guile it was Javier Hernandez. During a time where United's ability to capture footballs brightest talent has come into question by one of United's brightest talents, perhaps Hernandez's arrival at Stoke was well timed and will certainly shut Mr.Rooney up for a while. Especially if Hernandez continues to impress, he may even leave Rooney out of the side!?!?! Okay, probably not, but Hernandez's performance was encouraging nonetheless.
In Tevez-style, Hernandez always looked busy and was hungry to be involved, he possesses raw pace and he took his brace with confidence whilst playing with a smile on his face. A present day Ole Gunnar Solskjaer? Given his similarities to the popular Norwegian, I don't see why Hernandez can't have the same impact and success at United as Ole and become United's present day baby-faced assassin.
Sunday, 24 October 2010
This week has proven turbulent for Sir Alex Ferguson and everyone associated with Manchester United, when it looked a formality that their prized asset was set to end his association with the club in a bitter exchange of words between player and manager.
What strikes me as curious about all this, is that Rooney first announced he wouldn't be signing a new deal in August. It took until mid-October for the news to reach the public. Sir Alex Ferguson unveiled the terrible truth to the World at United's pre-match press conference, prior to their Champions League encounter with Turkish Champions Bursaspor.
The following day Wayne Rooney released a counter statement reiterating his desire to leave, citing his genuine belief that United no longer matched his ambition and were no longer in contention to compete for honours. In his closing statement Rooney saved face just, by referring to Ferguson as a genius and insisted that as long as United had Ferguson at the helm, United would prosper. A little contradiction, a little more action please!?!?!
Then, just two days after Rooney released his statement Sir Alex and David Gill called a meeting with Rooney to clear the air and resolve an issue which was generating huge attention across the footballing compass. However, after all the damning and scathing statements from Rooney after the meeting with Gill and Ferguson, United's number ten wore a broad smile as it was later announced by Manchester United that the England star had singed a 5 year deal with the club. Huh?
Which begs endless amounts of questions! What did Gill and Ferguson say to Rooney to change his mind? What were the assurances given to Rooney and why was the conversation not had in August, when the issue first arose? This whole episode could have been avoided, which makes me wonder if there is more to the Rooney contract saga - a ulterior motive from the out-of-form star, perhaps?
Although Manchester United have still been in contention for top honours, perhaps a star name here and there would have been the difference between winning the league by a point instead of losing by a point or edging out Bayern Munich in the Champions League semi-final instead of being eliminated. It's all ifs and buts, but perhaps Rooney only wants to play alongside the best and when you play for the best, playing with the best should go hand-in-hand. His intentions seem genuine enough, but the cynic in me can't help but point to there being a huge money motivation on Rooney's part. If that's the case, then he has landed at the perfect conclusion.
Perhaps Rooney does simply want Manchester United to reign supreme, but the manner in which he has conducted himself throughout this saga hasn't done Rooney any favours. Maybe he felt that he needed to create a dilemma for United to panic and realise that they need to keep hold of their best players and revitalise their ability and intention to recruit not only gifted youngsters, but proven pedigree too.
One of the questions many will raise out of this saga is why did Rooney feel compelled to damage his reputation further, by questioning the clubs ambition and will it prove a worthy sacrifice when the transfer window re-opens in January? Will Rooney's hissy-fit have done enough to ensure that Ferguson, Gill and the Glazers capture the best talent on offer, as well as getting shot of some deadwood in the process? Only time will tell.....
Rooney's grovelling period starts now, but come January or as late as the summer, if United start to bring in recognised and established names, I'd wager he will take most of the credit among United fans.
Thursday, 21 October 2010
On Tuesday 19th October, United boss Sir Alex Ferguson revealed to the World in sombre mood, that Wayne Rooney - as early as August - had expressed his desire to leave Old Trafford. The United manager looked mystified and broken as he spoke of his utter regret regarding the strikers decision to quit a club that have been supportive of his career and private life, throughout his stay at the Lancashire club.
Wayne Rooney had cited the club owners lack of ambition and inability to secure the best footballing talent as his reasoning for wanting to leave Manchester United in a statement to counter Ferguson's press release.
Now it's Personal!
Such malicious claims from the former Evertonian are unjust when you consider United's history and until January at least, Rooney will be forced to share the turf at Carrington and Old Trafford with players whose abilities he has questioned publically and maliciously. The next few months could be difficult for Rooney who has clearly angered Ferguson with both his decision and comments and I expected that his Manchester United colleagues won't take to his comments too warmly either.
Last summer Carlos Tevez left the club on relatively sour terms, but by comparison with Rooney, Tevez will now look like a saint in the eyes of United fans. Tevez left for United's fiercest rivals Manchester City, which is reason enough to hold a grudge against the Argentinian, but Tevez never questioned the clubs ambition and attacked the standard of players United were bringing in. Rooney dares to stand up and insist the players being brought in by Ferguson and United are not good enough to share the field with him?!?!?
Tuesday, 19 October 2010
Alexandre Pato (AC Milan)
The Brazilian youngster has an impressive goalscoring record for his club AC Milan and his pace and dynamic approach would certainly work with United's current system. With a Rooney sale in the bank Ferguson may be able to prize away Milan's brightest prospect.
Earlier today, United manager Sir Alex Ferguson spoke at a pre-match press conference ahead of United's Champions League encounter in Turkey tomorrow looking dejected, as he revealed that Wayne Rooney had made his intentions clear of his desire to leave Old Trafford in the near future.
After taking to his seat, the United manager opened the press conference by saying, "Look, I know you all have a million questions about this, so let's lay down the facts....'.
The United boss set the press reports straight by insisting that United Chairman David Gill had spoken with Rooney and during his meeting with Gill, Wayne Rooney expressed his desire to leave Manchester United. Gill broke the news to Ferguson, who found the decision surprising and a curious one. The manner in the way the Scot spoke showed signs of a wounded man, as he spoke openly about the way the club have supported the England star throughout his United career and more recently supported him through troubled times regarding allegations about his private life.
Rooney has spent six successful years at Old Trafford after arriving from Everton in a thirty million pound deal in 2004. During his United career Wayne Rooney has earned a fond following among the United fans, players and the backroom staff at United for his professional attitude and his appetite for the game. On occasion Wayne Rooney reeled off to the Stretford End, sliding to his knees and kissing the United badge with vigour after scoring many vital United goals. But now, Wayne Rooney is set to leave all of his United experiences behind in search of a new challenge and a new start.
But where? A player of Wayne Rooney's class can realistically only move on to two or three other clubs that can match his ambition and wage demands. Manchester City will be considered front runners already, having recently secured the services of Carlos Tevez in a cross-Manchester move. Manchester City certainly have the financial clout to meet Rooney's astronimical wage demands and early signs suggest that City's prowess on the football field is to be taken seriously as they currently sit above United and below Chelsea in second in the Barclays Premier League.
The only other options viable to Wayne Rooney are surely Real Madrid and Barcelona in Spain. Real Madrid are renowned for spending big on Galatico's and have a recent example of their willingness to splash the cash with Cristiano Ronaldo in the summer of 2009. Jose Mourinho could be the man to deliver Wayne to Spain, should Rooney wish to move to La Liga.
Completing the list of Rooney's suitors are former European Champions Barcelona, where Rooney would slot in nicely alongside the top players in World Football. But, many may argue that with the likes of David Villa, Lionel Messi, Xavi and Andres Iniesta in a proven and world class attack, would splashing out on Rooney serve as value for money for the Catalans? We'll have to wait and see.
With rumours of supposed contract talks stalling, the United manager voice his lack of understanding in the United striker's decision, claiming that no disagreement had come to blows for the pair, as stated in much of the national press over recent days.
Sources suggest that Rooney's agent cited the club owner's 'lack of ambition and drive' as the main focus of the player's reluctance to sign a contract extension. The player's agent also suggested that the Glazer's are 'more interested in making money than achieving honours'. Rooney was expected to sign a deal that would keep him at United until the end of his playing career, which is why the news came as such a shock to the United manager.
So, Manchester United look destined to lose another star man. In a little over two seasons United look to have lost three players of incredible ability, passion and presence. First Ronaldo and Tevez exited Old Trafford and Wayne Rooney was left to take centre stage, of which he did for large parts of last season. Now, Rooney has signalled his intentions to leave Manchester United, one of the greatest clubs in the World behind for pastures new, but who at United will step out of the shadows to fill the increasingly gaping void......?
During the press conference Ferguson was adamant that there had been no tension between the pair and he was clear that Rooney was always welcome at Old Trafford, quoting on several occasions that "The door is always open". But the manager has lost big names before and the manner in which Ferguson presented himself to the press suggests that Wayne Rooney's mind may already be made up and that his future destination is all but settled.
It's only October and a move out of Old Trafford can only go ahead in January at the earliest, so I expect the Rooney exile saga to bubble away for a while yet.......